Would you shave your head if a family member asked you to because they had cancer?
~I would shave everything but my head, eyebrows and all, but seeing as I'm a hairless cat, I would probably just shave my eyebrows and then hit them with defibrillators yelling "SOMEBODY CALL THE DOCTORS! HE'S HAVING A CANCER!"

What would you do if the doctor told you that you were pregnant?
~Ask to see his medical degree and slap him with it. Then I would cross my legs and knit my fingers together and say "Go on..."

Did the one person who hurt you the most in your life apologize?
~No, but someone else is making up for it <3

Are you good at hiding your feelings?
~Oh hell no.

Are you wasting your time on someone?
~No, she could never be a waste of time.

Explain the last time you threw up:
~I can't throw up, I have a stomach tenticaled around my esophagus that chokes the shit out of me when I need to O.o What has science done!?

Last thing that made you cry:
~I oopsed coming off of the highway and accidentally a minivan. Didn't know what to do about the money for it.

Do you have a bad temper?
~No, I'm usually as mellow as a duck with a lobotomy.

Do you think you'll be married in 10 years?
~Well, I'm already engaged so yes I definitely expect so.

How many funerals have you been to in your lifetime?
~I really don't know, at least two in the last year.

How often do you think about suicide?
~Not very often, it's usually a fleeting thought, followed my a mental image of a giant cooler containing the entire ocean, teaming with marvelous bread fish.

What is your deepest fear?
~That I'll end up chasing those dearest to me away.

Do you REALLY love all your family?
~I barely know have of my family! Immediate? Yes. Extended? Who knows.

What do you want to believe in?
~That the world isn't as dark as it seems.

Do you have a secret crush on someone?
~Yeah, my fiance, but SHHHH! It's a secret!

Are you proud of who you are?
~Very.

Do you feel alone even in crowded rooms?
~Sometimes, but not because I'm not social, but because I feel sorry for those around me.

What is the worst thing a person could do to you and still be forgiven?
~I'm a very forgiving person, as long as you don't turn your back on my, I will always receive you.

You're dying in 10 seconds, what are your last words to your best friend?
~Look them in the eyes. "It's your fault." Death.

...to your worst enemy?
~"Game."

Do you care if people hate you?
~I'd rather be hated for everything I am, than ever be loved for something I am not.

Freedom or safety?
~ABA BULLA!!! (Freedom)

Think of a random person, and give them a message here, no names:
~I am disappoint.

Has a song ever made you cry?
~Well, not just a song, but yes.

A book ever made you cry?
~HISSSS! Books are my Kryptonite! The only person that can make a book work is Azael!

Is the world crumbling to pieces?
~Not yet, but if everything goes according to plan, then soon...

Name on moment where you couldn't control your rage:
~I'd rather not. I still have nightmares about it. I almost punched a hole in the wall next to my bed in my sleep and scared the Buddha out of my fiance.

Name one moment where you sincerely wanted to just die:
~Haven't had one since I was 4, and most of that had to do with messing around with medication.

For the last one, just say anything you want, anything at all:
~Few people understand the joys that a can of crisco and a bowl of chicken fat can bring to a man, but I do...